I have your answer: It goeth right here. It goeth all over the ranch, it goeth into our house, under our doors, through our roof, under our windows, and it taketh the ground away on our road in the form of mud slides.
It has been raining here for 4 days straight. It not goeth away anytime soon methinks. Tonight it turneth to snow, or so they say.
Our 'seasonal stream' currently goeth amuck and turneth into Raging Waters, we should charge admission.
The trees, they do atumble down the road with the boulders.
The mud, it doth wreak havoc and slide down the road making it impassible.
It goeth into the pacas ears, causing them to shake their heads all the time. It goeth under my collar and through my rain clothes.
It washeth away all of our berms, and floodeth our land.
Is it time to build an Ark? Who knoweth?
I hereby offer up as a sacrifice, the following things:
My favorite alpaca sweater, it is all wet and cold anyway.
My Uggs, though they may be soggy and smelly, they are still Uggs, and therefore valuable.
All the pots and pans, Tupperware, stray buckets and sundry items we have been using to catch the rain that goeth in our house through our leaky roof.
The soft pine floorboards that have floored our house for 15 years, after all, you got them wet, it's the least I can do.
The weeds on all of my acreage........ they are of amazing height and abundance, this should count as extra credit.
My muck boots, yuck, nuff said.
My rain coat and pants, come on, they never worked right anyway, you managed to goeth under and over them every time.
My shearing date - sacrificed already thank you very much.
And last but not least, a wheelbarrow full of mucky, soaking wet, heavy weight alpaca poo....... for your garden of course! :)
Please accept these gifts given with all the fervor I can muster.
As a last request, I beg of you to take your brother hail with you when you go. I know he is just more wet in disguise.
Until next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sun'll come out, whenever
Wouldn't bet a dollar that tomorrow....
There'll be sun.
Just thinking about, tomorrow
Hoping, wishing, praying, that tomorrow
there be SUN!!!
But remember no rain, makes today, OKAY!!!!!
I hope that, tomorrow
The sun will come out to play!
(big finish, come on everyone join in)
I'll love ya, tomorrow
If only, the sun- - - will - - - - STAY!!!!
Respectfully submitted by the ASAMP Alpaca Society Against Mud Puddles: (okay so we're not that good at acronyms)
Founding members in good standing, although ankle deep.....
Eclipse, Luxor, Gil, Bilbo, and Sandpiper
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I must have my heddle too tight, I have a lot of tension, and have always been warped........
I am very bouncy, or is that loopy? And who knew I could adjust the tension???
Till next time!